Me: Jack, you need to put these clothes away in your room
Jack: Mom, can't you just make them appear in my room
Me: Abra-cadabra! Bummer. It didn't work. I guess you'll have to do it.
Jack: Let me try..."Abra- CA -Dabra!
Me: Bummer
Jack: Can we get a condition.
Me: What?
Jack: We need a condition
Me: What kind of condition?
Jack: The one with the magic wand and the black hat
Me: Oh, a magician
Jack: Yeah, a condition