"How to get black crayon of the brand new cream painted kids table you bought this weekend (that you have been wanting to buy for years) even though you made your kids use a table cloth while coloring and thought all the crayons had been put away once they finished."
Ok, so I searched for something a little less verbose but you get the idea.
My heart is still racing, Marian is still in her crib for time out. Jack is still in his room for jumping in Marian's crib while I was trying to clean the table. And my table still... looks brand new. Thanks to a little Lemon Soft Scrub and a prayer.
Well Chad, at least now we know that not only is this table really sturdy, but it cleans up beautifully too!
Sigh.....