Tuesday, September 10, 2013

From the Mouth of Babes

Lucy:  Calling all mommies...calling all mommies!


Me:  Time for bed
Lucy:  I don't want to go to bed!!!!!!!
Marian: (in an attempted whisper) Lucy, we don't have to go to bed...we just have to say we'll go to bed.



Lucy:  Mom!  How do you spell L-U-C-Y?



Marian (talking about a computer game character): She doesn't like to loose.  She hates the taste of the feet! (I think she meant defeat)


Lucy (taking her sippy cup from me): Thank you your majesty.



Jack:  Who did Adam and Eve's kids marry?
Me: _______
Jack: Maybe a family sailed from Palau and their kids married Adam and Eve's kids....but then who did their kids marry?



(While I was busy with I can't remember what)
Lucy: Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom.  Ok, I think she's not listening to me.



(overheard during breakfast)
Jack: The tooth-fairy didn't come last night.
Marian: Jack, I think the tooth-fairy didn't come because mom was sick.  You know about that right?
Jack:  What?????
Marian:  Jack!  Santa Claus, the tooth-fairy...they can't be real.  It's mom and dad.
Jack: No, mom and dad couldn't fly all those places.
Marian: (exasperated sigh)


Lucy:  Mom, I'm the youngest.  I need more.  Don't you trust me?