Lucy: Calling all mommies...calling all mommies!
Me: Time for bed
Lucy: I don't want to go to bed!!!!!!!
Marian: (in an attempted whisper) Lucy, we don't have to go to bed...we just have to say we'll go to bed.
Lucy: Mom! How do you spell L-U-C-Y?
Marian (talking about a computer game character): She doesn't like to loose. She hates the taste of the feet! (I think she meant defeat)
Lucy (taking her sippy cup from me): Thank you your majesty.
Jack: Who did Adam and Eve's kids marry?
Me: _______
Jack: Maybe a family sailed from Palau and their kids married Adam and Eve's kids....but then who did their kids marry?
(While I was busy with I can't remember what)
Lucy: Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom. Ok, I think she's not listening to me.
(overheard during breakfast)
Jack: The tooth-fairy didn't come last night.
Marian: Jack, I think the tooth-fairy didn't come because mom was sick. You know about that right?
Jack: What?????
Marian: Jack! Santa Claus, the tooth-fairy...they can't be real. It's mom and dad.
Jack: No, mom and dad couldn't fly all those places.
Marian: (exasperated sigh)
Lucy: Mom, I'm the youngest. I need more. Don't you trust me?