This is the kind of stimulating dinner conversation I am privileged with each night. I'm not being sarcastic...it really fascinates me!:
Jack: Are babies fragile
Me: Yes
Jack: Like glass?
Me: Yes
Jack: We can't pinch glass
Me:I guess you could if you wanted to
Jack: But glass isn't pinchy like babies
Me: Oh- fragile means it can break...glass can break and babies can break. But don't pinch babies.
Jack: Can I break?
Me: Yes
Jack: What would happen if I fell out of the door of an airplane without one of those...one of those
Me: A parachute?
Jack: Yeah, a parachute, what would happen if I fell out of an airplane without a parachute
Me: You would break
Jack: Oh no!
Me: Don't worry you won't fall out of airplane. They keep the doors locked to keep you safe
Jack: But what if someone forgot to lock the door and someone else accidentally pushed me out of the airplane and I forgot my parachute?
Marian: I would catch you with my snapper dapper!!!
Jack: No, how about a pillow?
Marian: My snapper dapper just has snappers, not pillows
Jack: I want a pillow.
Me: Eat your dinner guys!