It's so hard mom...being a girl.
(said while lying face down on the kitchen floor)
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Me: Marian, Grandpa Bruce is coming to visit next week. Do you remember Grandpa?
Marian: I know Grandpa...he's older than me.
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Mom, don't pinch your baby, babies don't like to be pinched.
(I wasn't pinching...just in case you were wondering)
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Lucy!!! Don't take my duff (stuff)
(I think your duff is safe for at least 9 months Marian!)
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I just don't have any milk!
(said while attempting to nurse her baby doll)
